diff --git a/.local/bin/dp1_mirror b/.local/bin/dp1_mirror
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..f941f8b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/dp1_mirror
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+xrandr --output eDP-1 --auto --output DP-1 --same-as eDP-1 --auto
diff --git a/.local/bin/dp1_only b/.local/bin/dp1_only
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..8f76f2d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/dp1_only
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+xrandr --output DP-1 --auto --output eDP-1 --off
diff --git a/.local/bin/dp1_right b/.local/bin/dp1_right
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..3176eae
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/dp1_right
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+xrandr --output eDP-1 --auto --output DP-1 --right-of eDP-1 --auto
diff --git a/.local/bin/edp1_only b/.local/bin/edp1_only
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..08eab74
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/edp1_only
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+xrandr --output eDP-1 --auto --output HDMI-1 --off --output DP-1 --off
diff --git a/.local/bin/hdmi1_mirror b/.local/bin/hdmi1_mirror
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..456defb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/hdmi1_mirror
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+xrandr --output eDP-1 --auto --output HDMI-1 --same-as eDP-1 --auto
diff --git a/.local/bin/hdmi1_only b/.local/bin/hdmi1_only
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..aa6b526
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/hdmi1_only
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+xrandr --output HDMI-1 --auto --output eDP-1 --off
diff --git a/.local/bin/hdmi1_right b/.local/bin/hdmi1_right
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..e567214
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/hdmi1_right
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+xrandr --output eDP-1 --auto --output HDMI-1 --right-of eDP-1 --auto
diff --git a/.local/bin/pub b/.local/bin/pub
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..51f229d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/pub
@@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+
+err () {
+	printf '\033[31m%s\033[m\n' "$*"
+}
+
+# mia's 0x0.st -- fast!
+curl -sfSL -F"file=@${1:--}" 0x0.st && exit 0
+err "Mia's (0x0.st) pastebin failed!"
+
+# pb1n.de -- fast!
+curl -sfSL -F"f=@${1:--}" pb1n.de && exit 0
+err "pb1n.de pastebin failed!"
+
+# chris titus' hastebin -- not that fast
+response="$(curl -sfSL --data-binary @"${1:--}" bin.christitus.com/documents)" &&
+	{ hasteKey="$(printf %s "$response" | jq -r '.key')" && [ -n "${hasteKey}" ] &&
+		echo "http://bin.christitus.com/raw/$hasteKey" && exit 0 || err "Couldn't extract hasteKey. Sorry!"; }
+err "Chris' pastebin failed!"
+
+# paste.rs -- damn slow
+curl -sfSL --data-binary @"${1:--}" paste.rs && exit 0
+err "paste.rs pastebin failed!"
+
+# ix.io, broken
+curl -sfSL -F"f=@${1:--}" pb1n.de && exit 0
+err "ix.io pastebin failed!"
diff --git a/.local/bin/qr b/.local/bin/qr
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..98ab27d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/qr
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+
+[ -t 1 ] &&
+qrencode -m2 -t ANSI256UTF8 "$@" ||
+qrencode -m2 -t UTF8 "$@"